"the swiss have an interesting army. five hundred years without a war. pretty lucky for them. ever see that little swiss army knife they have to fight with? not much of a weapon there. corkscrews. bottle openers. 'come on, buddy, let's go. you get past me,the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'" --Jerry Seinfeld
sadly i feel as if all i had to fight school with, is a swiss army knife. oh hey test, i've got a spoon! i'm so gonna take you down... maybe i'll use the toe clippers and cut you to pieces.. really dangerous stuff right?
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Life as a Kelsey is one of the most interesting things to me. This could be because living life as a Kelsey is all encompassing of my life, but we will disregard this thought, as it offers no interest, just as you live your life as a Shelby, a Mattheu, a Corey, a Grace, or an "insert name here". (My deepest apologies if your name is actually 'insert name' - mean parents..) Since life as a Kelsey fascinates me, I would like to give you a small window into this mind of mine.
Blog Archive
About Me
Followers
kelsey's reading list.
- anna karenina
- catch-22
- crime and punishment
- dante's inferno
- dickinson's poetry
- don quixote
- emma
- for whom the bell tolls
- frankenstein
- grapes of wrath
- house of mirth
- lord of the flies
- moby dick
- pride and prejudice
- sense and sensibility
- story of a soul
- summa theologica
- the aeneid
- the illiad
- the odyssey
- walden
- war and peace
No comments:
Post a Comment